How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to perform the technique, and the other to take the fall.
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three: two to practice, and one to correct the mistakes.
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Aikido students don’t attack problems.
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One sensei to explain the circular motions needed to project the bulb into the socket, and one student to practice it hundreds of times.
Q: How many Aikido Yudansha does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes a long time to try all the possible combinations and to deal with counter-techniques from the light bulb.
Q: How may Aikidoka does it take to break a light bulb?
A: One, practicing with a bokken.
Q: Ok, so how many Aikido students does it really take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We don’t change lightbulbs, we just modify them — slightly.
Q: How many Aikido Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But first he (or she) will show you five wrong ways to do it before showing you the right way.
A: Eleven. One to change it and 10 to say “That’s nice, but we do it differently at our Dojo.
Q: No, but really. How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Seven. One Ki Society Aikidoka to change it, half a dozen AAA Aikidoka, to say “Ok, but the lightbulb knew what you were going to do, and gave you the Ukemi”.
Q: Hmmm, that’s kindof political. How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fifteen. Ten Tomiki Aikidoka, and a panel of five judges, to determine the winner.
Q: Enough politics, how about something less controversial. How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: How many? One, but the lightbulb must initiate the attack.
Q: Ahh. How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s it for now!
Q: Why did the chubby Aikidoka keep buying larger belts?
A: Because he was extending his Gi.
Q: What is the difference between an Aikido Instructor and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s an Aikido Instructor.
Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripy uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.
A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.