Comments on: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

By: TuaLan

TuaLan — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:38:26 +0000

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripy uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.
A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.

By: Taman Royal

Taman Royal — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:32:30 +0000

Q: What is the difference between an Aikido Instructor and God?
A: God doesn’t think he’s an Aikido Instructor.

By: Taman Royal

Taman Royal — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:31:16 +0000

Q: Why did the chubby Aikidoka keep buying larger belts?
A: Because he was extending his Gi.