The Ultimate Book of Farting
The Ultimate Book of Farting
That’s right… Farting, not Fighting!
- What is the windiest city in the world?
- Can you burp and fart at the same time?
- Has anyone died from passing wind?
- Is it true that baked-bean eaters are detroying the ozone layer?
These are just a few of the questions that Alec Bromcie, author of the super-bestselling The Little Book Of Farting, and highly esteemed Professor of Wind and Sound at the University of Valparaiso, will attempt to answer for you in his latest publication. The Ultimate Book Of Farting. Included in the book is a newly devised sound chip, with four of the best farts Professor Bromcie has n record in his private sound collection. The Ultimate Book Of Farting is a minefield of explosive material on the subject and not to be missed by all those with a healthy, or unhealthy, interest in what comes naturally.
Quotes from O’Sensei Morihei Ueshiba
A good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind. Morihei Ueshiba
All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love. Morihei Ueshiba
All the principles of heaven and earth are living inside you. Life itself is truth, and this will never change. Everything in heaven and earth breathes. Breath is the thread that ties creation together. Morihei Ueshiba
Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment. Morihei Ueshiba
A Zen Master is visiting New York City
He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
“Where’s my change?” asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”
