Getting Too Old For Judo If…

You May Be Getting Too Old For Judo If…

1. The first and last words that you say every day is “Ouch”.
2. The last time you gave a kiai your dentures projected across the dojo.
3. Your training partner always begins each move with “Don’t worry, I won’t throw you”.
4. If you try the same movement twice in a row you consider it uchikomi.
5. Your belt and your hair have both turned white with age. Read more

You Might Be A Judo Player If…

Relax… And enjoy your good laugh!

1. You think sweating builds character.
2. You don’t mind having more bruises than medals.
3. You think nothing worth while comes easily… and you’re OK with that.
4. You think teamwork means actually helping each other.
5. You think mixing it up is a way to have a good time. Read more

This Is Why I Learn Aikido

You know, a lot of time… shit happened to us, especially accidental fall.
By practicing Aikido, at least I get used to take some fall.
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Ki Secrets Revealed

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Karate Dog

There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors’ houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied, Sorry, we’re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate.

The wife didn’t believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog’s abilities as a guard dog.

When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my ass!

And to this very day, he is in the hospital.

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