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		<title>Getting Too Old For Judo If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aikidoka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You May Be Getting Too Old For Judo If&#8230; The first and last words that you say every day is &#8220;Ouch&#8221;. The last time you gave a kiai your dentures projected across the dojo. Your training partner always begins each move with &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t throw you&#8221;. If you try the same movement twice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Judo Player If&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relax&#8230; And enjoy your good laugh! You think sweating builds character. You don&#8217;t mind having more bruises than medals. You think nothing worth while comes easily&#8230; and you&#8217;re OK with that. You think teamwork means actually helping each other. You think mixing it up is a way to have a good time. You miss wrestling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is Why I Learn Aikido</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, a lot of time&#8230; shit happened to us, especially accidental fall. By practicing Aikido, at least I get used to take some fall.]]></description>
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		<title>Ki Secrets Revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aikidoka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for your training enlightenment? For more pictures, please visit: mikkabouzu]]></description>
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		<title>Karate Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aikidoka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors&#8217; houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied, Sorry, we&#8217;re all sold out. [...]]]></description>
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